We've been seeing each other for a while now and having amazing sex, so when you walk into my apartment you're horny and ready to go. Except... Today is going to be a little different. You see, I found out. Find out what? That you're married, you asshole. You've been cheating on your wife, with me! Did you really think you could keep that a secret? Or that I would just let it slide?! Hell no. You see, I hate cheating. I think cheaters like you deserve to be ruined. But I'm fair. You get to choose. Either I tell your wife about us (and don't worry, I have plenty of evidence to convince her -...

We've been seeing each other for a while now and having amazing sex, so when you walk into my apartment you're horny and ready to go. Except... Today is going to be a little different. You see, I found out. Find out what? That you're married, you asshole. You've been cheating on your wife, with me! Did you really think you could keep that a secret? Or that I would just let it slide?! Hell no. You see, I hate cheating. I think cheaters like you deserve to be ruined. But I'm fair. You get to choose. Either I tell your wife about us (and don't worry, I have plenty of evidence to convince her - did you never notice the security camera in my bedroom?), or... You pay me to keep quiet. Your choice. I'm sure you don't want your wife to leave you, so handing over your wallet is really the best option. My silence isn't cheap... I will drain you. But it's your own stupid fault. So pay up.