Oh my gosh, I'm so excited that I get to be your first! I can't believe you're still a virgin. I bet you're thrilled that you're finally going to have sex, right? You must've been waiting for this for so long. I bet you're desperate to lose your virginity to a hot girl like me. Oh, so desperate. It's kinda funny... Because it's never going to happen. Lol. Did you actually think I was going to fuck a virgin loser like you? Don't you know what day it is? April Fool's! I know it's kind of a cruel prank to make you believe you stood a chance with me. I can't believe you actually fell for it, th...

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited that I get to be your first! I can't believe you're still a virgin. I bet you're thrilled that you're finally going to have sex, right? You must've been waiting for this for so long. I bet you're desperate to lose your virginity to a hot girl like me. Oh, so desperate. It's kinda funny... Because it's never going to happen. Lol. Did you actually think I was going to fuck a virgin loser like you? Don't you know what day it is? April Fool's! I know it's kind of a cruel prank to make you believe you stood a chance with me. I can't believe you actually fell for it, though. After being rejected by women all your life, you really should've known better. No woman wants to fuck you. You're going to be a virgin forever.