Whatever specific term you prefer: beta, subbie, loser, piggy, boy, bitch, servant, or humble acceptor of Female Superiority, it doesn't matter: This one is for you.

The first step is to admit it. Now I can help you grow as a contributing member of Femme-society. Say you're sorry for being you. Say you're sorry for failing at so many things. Come to Me for redemption and penance, so that you may be allowed freedom from your sins. A constant state of apologetic worship. A steady stream of sorry-money, oozing and dripping out of you daily.

I have a task for you. It will ser... Show more