Ugh, another one of you. Begging Me to evaluate a penis you already KNOW doesn't measure up. It's almost as if you love the .....let's be straight here; W/we both know you can't get enough.

Wait, is that...? OMG! Not only are you shrinky dinky, you're uncut! Uncircumcised! Eeeeeewww, gross! Wow, life must totally suck for you - at least, whenever you have your little clit out of its hood.

I've got an idea! Let's use your body as a chastity cage. Yes, this is perfect. I'm going to give your little turtle head the Princess Sarah treatment, and you're going to wish ... Show more