They're at it again, the puny little humans trying to explore Planet Amazon! Didn't you guys learn from last time, when I grabbed your helicopters and took you on a tour of My GIANT BODY, then..... um... something unfortunate happened to you? Well, let Me remind you so that you can take this message back to your tiny little water planet (you might want to phone it in because I'm not sure you'll make it back in one piece):

I. AM. HUGE.

Can you feel the thunder? Are you afraid? But can't look away or run home? I've got you in My clutches, and I'm going to play with you all I... Show more