I'm trying to have a conversation with My step-mom, and I don't want this little bitch to keep making noise while I'm on the phone. I like to smash balls while I have a chat, like some people enjoy doodling while they talk. The problem is the noise! The moans, grunts, gasps of pain... they're all very distracting.

I smash, stomp, grind, spit, and slap this idiot all through the phone call, shushing him with My finger to keep his mouth shut.

After I hang up, I'm furious that I could still hear wimpy noises coming from him - and with My step-mom on the other end o... Show more