I, like, totally love lounging around in My bed watching TV while you beg for My attention.

I do what I want.

First, a couple of puffs from My vape. The sweet, fruity flavor turns to clouds between My lips. Then, I crawl over to My laptop to watch cartoons. I'm wearing My "grouchy pants" and My ass is up in the air as I watch TV. Look how cute I am! My booty wiggles with lazy happiness, and you can't get enough of it, can you?

Don't you just wanna reach out and touch Me? Too bad, you can't!