I'm getting healthier by the day, and after 7 months of not smoking cigarettes, plus having major surgery 2 months ago, I've packed on a proud 10lbs! Yep, I'm not afraid to say it: I've got more now.

Since this situation is temporary, obviously, I want to take advantage of the extra jiggle while I have it! you dweebs drool and ejaculate all over everything with My name on it, from My snotty tissues to My fat jello ass!!!

I make money off of every little thing - just for being Me - and I'm even going to make money off of My weight gain by using your perverted mind to ...

I'm getting healthier by the day, and after 7 months of not smoking cigarettes, plus having major surgery 2 months ago, I've packed on a proud 10lbs! Yep, I'm not afraid to say it: I've got more now.

Since this situation is temporary, obviously, I want to take advantage of the extra jiggle while I have it! you dweebs drool and ejaculate all over everything with My name on it, from My snotty tissues to My fat jello ass!!!

I make money off of every little thing - just for being Me - and I'm even going to make money off of My weight gain by using your perverted mind to good use!

Watch Me bounce, bounce, bounce, in harsh close-up spot lighting and in those tight little black pants. I've even got pasties on My boobies, so you get lots of side-boob! Haha... you worship Me to the ends of My being - My very worst physical shape is STILL your very best unreachable dream.

BUY IT NOW AND DON'T EVEN WATCH IT - ONLY IF YOU'RE A SERIOUSLY DERANGED AND INFATUATED LOSER!!!