A sucker is born every day, and suckers are My favorite prey. And I love birthdays. As a matter of fact, I want a birthday EVERY DAY. I know, I'll steal yours! The one day you get to feel special, the one day they give you free coffee, the one day you can say is yours - it's MINE now. I'm taking it, and you're giving it, because you're too weak to stand up to Me.

What sorts of awesome things am I going to do with MY new birthday? I'm going to do all the things you'll never get to do, and I'm going to take what few things you do have. I'm even taking the money that your grammy put i... Show more