All right husband, let's get this over with. I agreed to let you have sex at least once a month in our marriage, even though I'm only married to you for your money. Hurry up and get your jollies, hubby... oh wait! Who's this at our bedroom door? Look, it's the chick you got pregnant when you cheated on me months ago! Don't you remember? I let you go out with the boys, and I found out that you were fucking another woman! Did you think I wouldn't find out? I know everything! I tap your phone and read your emails, and you can't hide anything from me. Well, guess what. I contacted...
All right husband, let's get this over with. I agreed to let you have sex at least once a month in our marriage, even though I'm only married to you for your money. Hurry up and get your jollies, hubby... oh wait! Who's this at our bedroom door? Look, it's the chick you got pregnant when you cheated on me months ago! Don't you remember? I let you go out with the boys, and I found out that you were fucking another woman! Did you think I wouldn't find out? I know everything! I tap your phone and read your emails, and you can't hide anything from me. Well, guess what. I contacted her and we devised a plan. Carmen has agreed that we are going to make you pay. In our pre-nup, it states clearly that you are not to cheat on me. Adultery is illegal, dear. So, unless you want me to take EVERYTHING YOU OWN, and leave you and penniless, you'll do what we say. We are going to stay married. This ring will stay on my finger. In addition to the money I already take from you, I will take more to maintain my lifestyle. The monthly sex agreement is GONE. No sex for you for the rest of your life. That's my part. As for Carmen, it looks like you're going to be paying for a little bundle of joy for the next 18 years. There's no way I'm letting you not pay for the pregnancy you caused with your stupid cheating dick. Also, she's going to live with us. Carmen and I will be Goddesses in the house you pay for, rockstars in the cars you buy, and sex kittens on the dates you finance. Who knows? Maybe Carmen and I will become close and have our own sexual relationship - right in front of you. You will work every moment of your life to make us happy, and you will never again enjoy a second of sexual pleasure. This is what you deserve. Oh yeah, I might as well tell you this: I've known Carmen for years. She's my friend, and we set you up. She poked holes in the condom. Yep, we've been planning this for awhile, and you are so stupid and horny that you fell right into our trap! Well, since we're not having our mandatory marital coitus tonight, you'd better get to work. Carmen's feet hurt and need a massage, and you have to go find more jobs to work so you can pay for us, our dates, and your new family member.
