I'm taking notes for my boss, who's nervous about a huge meeting about some stupid merger. He's always bossing me around and treating me like I don't have an expensive education. Here I am, reduced to tits and coffee. He's such a sexist prick. That's it. I've decided to end this once and for all. Tell you what, boss: I'll sit on the laps of every single one of those Japanese business men, if you do one thing for me. Get on the floor and lick my asshole. That's right. Who's the boss now? I AM. Lick it good, Mr. CEO, or I'll show this security footage to human resources and sue you for! ... Show more