They do, they do - if they're good for one thing, it's being silent, stupid, subdued foot stools beneath the boots of Bitches!

Let Me tell you, Ladies, this is what you need to get for Your home: a human footstool. I'll tell You all of the great things it's good for, and in what ways it's a little better than non-alive furniture.

Every Girl should have one in Her possession.

They do, they do - if they're good for one thing, it's being silent, stupid, subdued foot stools beneath the boots of Bitches!

Let Me tell you, Ladies, this is what you need to get for Your home: a human footstool. I'll tell You all of the great things it's good for, and in what ways it's a little better than non-alive furniture.

Every Girl should have one in Her possession.