If you missed the party last year, now's your chance to have a fucking BLAST this year!

Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, and you’ve chosen to spend it with Moi. Good choice. It's not like you have anywhere to go, anyway. Who would invite you to a party? They’d probably just whisper about your half-chub the whole time. They all know you’re a pervert. So, we’re going to play a New Year’s game. The thing is, I want you to time it exactly to the cou ntdown. When it comes time for the countdown, I want you to pause this video. Then, at 11:59:50pm, push play. Are you ready to start off 2017 with a B... Show more