If you missed the party last year, now's your chance to have a fucking BLAST this year!

Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, and you’ve chosen to spend it with Moi. Good choice. It's not like you have anywhere to go, anyway. Who would invite you to a party? They’d probably just whisper about your half-chub the whole time. They all know you’re a pervert. So, we’re going to play a New Year’s game. The thing is, I want you to time it exactly to the cou ntdown. When it comes time for the countdown, I want you to pause this video. Then, at 11:59:50pm, push play. Are you ready to start off 2017 with a B...

If you missed the party last year, now's your chance to have a fucking BLAST this year!

Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, and you’ve chosen to spend it with Moi. Good choice. It's not like you have anywhere to go, anyway. Who would invite you to a party? They’d probably just whisper about your half-chub the whole time. They all know you’re a pervert. So, we’re going to play a New Year’s game. The thing is, I want you to time it exactly to the cou ntdown. When it comes time for the countdown, I want you to pause this video. Then, at 11:59:50pm, push play. Are you ready to start off 2017 with a BANG? I am.

Let’s start by getting you nice and hard first, because it’s more fun when the pain is mixed with pleasure....for me. Because I know it’s worse for you.

I want you to gather your materials:

a rubber band/string/hair tie (although you probably don’t have a girlfriend, so forget the hair tie) a pair of safety scissors (just in case) another string a heavy object (preferably one that you can stack, such as a sandwich bag full of marbles that you can add one by one)

Do you see where I’m going here? We’re going to do some ball weights. There’s a surprise at the end.

While I tease you, wrap that rubber band around those danglers of yours. Make sure it won’t fall off! Jerk your dick while you tie the string around the rubber band, so it hangs down. Fasten the other end to your weight. Make sure they’re on there securely, because it’s going to really suck if they fall off during the fun part. Hold the weights until I say to drop.

I love it when you hurt yourself for me. I love seeing the things I can make you do. I love watching a grown man obey. For me. Just for me.

Yes, get that cock firm for me. Are you ready to drop the weight? Do it. It should hurt, but only so much that you are very close to not being able to bear it. Not too light, but not so heavy that you can’t play.

Are you watching the ball drop event? Good. I want you to jerk yourself while your balls dangle precariously. The tightness of your erection will bounce the balls quite nicely. Does it feel good? And bad?

Think about all you’ve done this year. Jerked off, mostly. Think about what you’ve given me, how you’ve hurt yourself for me, how you’ve denied yourself for me. Think about how much fun we’ve had together. Next year, make it a resolution to jerk off to me (whether I let you cum or not) every single day in 2017.

How do your balls feel now? Flex a little bit, so it hurts more. Is it getting darker in color? But your dick is still hard as a rock? I bet you can’t wait until this pain culminates in an explosive climax. I want you to enter the new year with a blast-off.

My nipples, my side-boob, my legs, my ass, they’re going to carry you out of 2016, still leaving you in agony. This little exercise is the epitome of your year of CBT. Because I said so. The highest of your lows.

Getting closer to the countdown!

I want to see you cry, ache, jump, and hurt.

Closer....

Swing ‘em just a little bit more. I bet that hurts. Even when you stop, they keep swinging. Keep jerking!

Here’s the plan: you’re going to punch those nuts with every single second of the countdown. As the ball drops, so do yours.

Pause.

Are you ready to go?

Watch my ass bounce up and down as you spend every second punching your balls! Make the last one the hardest! Don’t stop to compose yourself. Don’t hesitate because it hurts. Put your all into it! What are we going to do in 2017? Well, you’re going to ice your balls, then jerk off every day. So go nurse your wounds and have a toast to Sarah DiAvola.