This clip originally appeared in 2016! - A truly fucked up holiday humiliation task!
Did you stuff your face this holiday? Did you have some pie? By the time dinner is over, everyone is full and there’s lots of pie leftover. That’s what you sneak down in the middle of the night to eat. The great thing about pie is that it’s ooey gooey in the middle and moist throughout. So, I’m going to give you a cooking show style lesson on how to fuck a pie. Let’s have dessert together. Just look at that soft center. I can hear the wetness in there when I penetrate it with...
This clip originally appeared in 2016! - A truly fucked up holiday humiliation task!
Did you stuff your face this holiday? Did you have some pie? By the time dinner is over, everyone is full and there’s lots of pie leftover. That’s what you sneak down in the middle of the night to eat. The great thing about pie is that it’s ooey gooey in the middle and moist throughout. So, I’m going to give you a cooking show style lesson on how to fuck a pie. Let’s have dessert together. Just look at that soft center. I can hear the wetness in there when I penetrate it with my finger. Mmmmmm. I can’t wait to demonstrate, with my own dick, how to get into this goodness. You’re already hard, thinking about me and my adorable body in this teeny tiny apron.....so you’re ready to use that dick of yours. Let’s get rid of that apron and get comfortable. First, we test the pie. A little foreplay. Dip the tip in gently, letting the pie give way like a good girl. What a pervert you are - you’re about to sexualize an innocent little pie. But you can’t help it that you’re a pervert, so you may as well dive right in. This pie is for fucking. Now, choose whether you want to fuck it cold or put it in the microwave for a few seconds to warm up that baked pussy. Are you ready? Straddle that plate between your legs, and slowly slide it in....just the tip. Let’s savor this before we really go nuts on it in a minute. Just think: someone could catch you at any minute, and they could see you naked in the kitchen, fucking a goddamned pie. If you’re alone, I want you to film it for me. I want to catch you. Look what you’ve become: you fuck pies now. Put it on the floor so you can hump it like a mutt. If you’re going to fuck a pie, you need to FUCK the pie, you pie fucking freak! Get on all fours, because I’m powerful enough to make you degrade yourself enough to put your entire dick into a pie. You’re so easy; you’re my human plaything. Mount that sexy little plate that’s just asking you to it. Fuck it with me. I’ll fuck mine, and you hump yours. Wreck it. Destroy it. Fuck it like the hottest woman you’ll never fuck. Doesn’t that feel good, you sick bastard? Slap it, get nasty with it, really fuck it. Mmmmmm. Get all into it, from all angles. This is the best fuck toy you’ve ever had - you’re going to learn how to bake, after this! It’s all wet and messy; does it feel good and ooey gooey on your dick? Do you smell pie sex, because now that you’re breaking it, it’s releasing all of its sweet smell? The smell of apple fuck. Go nuts. Get sexual. I want you to cum in the pie. Get it full of your seed and make a cream filling. Let’s get closer, harder, faster, near to orgasm....unh, unh, ugh, come with me. Let’s come together and squirt that entire load inside that sweet, moist pie. This is way better than jerking off, isn’t it? And you know what’s a great flavor combination? Sweet and salty. So. Let’s eat that cream filling. After all, calories don’t count this weekend. Here, I’ll show you. I’ll eat my piece of crust, and you take a big fork full of cum pie. EAT IT. Listen, you’ve already fucked a pie. There’s no lower you can go. This is the dirtiest thing you’ve ever done, so you may as well eat your jizz. After all, you this poor pie, so you should clean up that mess you’ve made. Pie fucker! Someone made this nice pie for you and worked so hard on it, and you go and fuck it! Your dick is covered in pie! Lick it up. Eat the rest of it. Destroy the evidence. Just eat it. You just fucked a pie for me, pie fucker.
