What's better than watching Me clip My toenails into your mouth? Buying them and eating them for real, of course! This video is for a lucky boy who has purchased My actual, real toenails for a premium. Now he gets to sit back, watch, and jerk off while he crunches on My crusty half-moon toe chips! I clip them, one by one, and describe exactly what I want you to do with each one. I want you to savor each one and all the texture: crispy, funky, jammy, with nuances of flaky polish and under-nail crud. I want you to savor all 10 nails, and I want you to jerk off while you enjoy them. I'll ... Show more