You've come to pick up your girlfriend for the prom, and she's taking awhile to get ready. Come, sit here with me on the couch. I'm her hot step-mom. I know, I look so young and... vibrant, don't I?

Don't be shy, I won't bite. So you're the hot boy who's finally gotten my uptight little stepdaughter to go out on a date, huh? She's always been such a prude, you must be so patient. And on prom night, when everyone is expecting to get laid! Well, let me tell you right now: she's probably not going to give it up. She's too busy with schoolwork to care about sex, and I just can't believ... Show more