Take it out. So I can rate it. I wanna see what you're packing.

Ha, it's funny to say "packing," as if you need a suitcase. I have a feeling you just carry yours around in a wallet.

Show Me.

...Wait, does more come out?

I want you to remember the lessons we've learned, : size DOES matter, and your personality sucks. Average is small. On-time is late.

Wank it.

I will make sure to fully educate you on the realities of a little weenie, illustrating your inadequacies in graphic detail. How I would humiliate it. How I would tease it. How I ... Show more