To say that you've got your life together is quite a stretch. If you're a groveling loser, a masturbation addict, or just suffering from being a male, it's safe to say that your house doesn't look like an intelligent person has ever cleaned it. Ever. I know you boys: you actually think people will think you're gay if you clean up after yourself. For real. What is wrong with you? I'm going to assume that you've slipped by all these years because you've never learned to take care of yourself, because you always had some sort of step-mommy doing it for you.

Or, most likely, you've ne... Show more