As you travel around this holiday season, I want you to notice all of the Xmas decorations. The holiday cheer, the annoying talking toys, the obnoxious air-pump snowmen that just beg to be popped....let it all nauseate you, but pay attention to one element: The elves. Those tiny little squirrel bitches, laughing big with pain in their eyes. Why are they secretly miserable?

It's because their lives are a sacrifice to the joy of others. They not only can't have pleasure, but they toil away to nothing in order to create things that bring pleasure to others.

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