As you travel around this holiday season, I want you to notice all of the Xmas decorations. The holiday cheer, the annoying talking toys, the obnoxious air-pump snowmen that just beg to be it all nauseate you, but pay attention to one element: The elves. Those tiny little squirrel bitches, laughing big with pain in their eyes. Why are they secretly miserable?

It's because their lives are a sacrifice to the joy of others. They not only can't have pleasure, but they toil away to nothing in order to create things that bring pleasure to others.

Just like you.

Like an ...

As you travel around this holiday season, I want you to notice all of the Xmas decorations. The holiday cheer, the annoying talking toys, the obnoxious air-pump snowmen that just beg to be it all nauseate you, but pay attention to one element: The elves. Those tiny little squirrel bitches, laughing big with pain in their eyes. Why are they secretly miserable?

It's because their lives are a sacrifice to the joy of others. They not only can't have pleasure, but they toil away to nothing in order to create things that bring pleasure to others.

Just like you.

Like an elf, your dick is useless. It is vestigial now, a relic of an ancient time when once you may have been able to use it to give pleasure to another. Not anymore - you've come to accept that you are nothing more than an elf, destined to end it all in a pleasure factory. I will never fuck you, and I will never even see your penis; I expect you to work for Me, give to Me, and smile for Me while your fingers ache from working hard to give Me what I want.

Santa answers to ME. And your little elf dick is mine to use up for money and energy, then throw away as the next round of elves comes in for work. Do not forget that, and may every dancing, asshole elf on the shelves this season NEVER let you stop thinking of it. This is your life, and it is the best one you could possibly imagine: service to Me, with a smile on your face and blue balls in your tiny little elf pants.

Now go to work, teeny weeny slave.