I hear you've come to my office to ask for a raise. HA! A raise? For you? Sure.... I'll increase your salary, then I'll siphon it into my own paycheck - and for good measure and punishment for daring to ask for a raise, I'll take half of your existing pay as well. Try explaining to the fam why they can't go on vacation this year. I control this entire company, right up to the very top. I can get away with whatever I want, and I'll look sexy doing it.
If you try to expose this little embezzling scheme of mine, I'll just spread lies about you, fire you, and give every new job prospec... Show more