Not only your eyes, but your body, mind, and decision-making power will follow these jeans wherever they go.......because they've got My Ass stuffed into them.

Oh, and these jeans are TIGHT. I would never buy this size again; this one was a mistake in converting European size to American. Whoops for Me, lucky for you! Can you believe how much squishy, round, perky, swaying ASS I've zipped up into these Guess dark blue denim jeans?

Neither can I. you should buy it, just to affirm.