Well, they're not free - someone paid for them, and that someone was a bunch of little Sarah-slobbering sucker boys! They're so new that they're still high, but they're already so soft and squishy...... and just look how they fill My hands with their plump goodness. They were free for Me, but after you spent hard-earned cash to pay for them, I'm still making you pay to watch Me gush about them.