I'm just checking in with My favorite penis-poseur! I wanted to see how you're doing with that bargain-bin dick since I dumped your ass.

Are you still disappointing your girlfriends?

I thought I'd tell you what I'm up to. Just like last time I checked in with you, I'm fucking WAY better now. While I was with you, I couldn't even remember what good sex felt like! Is that how you keep girls?

Remember when you would fall out all the time? And how the slightest breeze would make you ? Sweetie, it's because you're also impotent!

I feel sorry for any girl who ... Show more