I'm so sweaty from my workout, I don't think I can waste this precious nectar on the shower drain. I want a tongue-bath before my regular bath.
First, suck the sweat from under each arm. Lick the entire crevice, catching those droplets from every moist pore. Then, smell these soaking socks that have been marinating in my sneakers for hours. Take a big whiff, then take them off to inhale the raw scent of my soles. Lick between each and every jammy toe, making sure you suck and slurp every spot of sweat and funk. Run your tongue along every single wrinkle.
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