I love to enjoy a sweet, live snack now and then, but I hate when they use their arms and legs to scratch and punch on the way down my esophagus. How annoying! It's totally rude to interrupt someone while they're eating, like that. I could gag and be injured! So I've found the solution: bite off their arms and legs, one by one, so they have nothing with which to hold onto the sides of my body. It's more fun, too, because I get to prolong their suffering and my enjoyment. I get to really savor my meal. And with today's hectic atmosphere, it's nice to just slow down and enjoy the finer things... Show more