Just in time for the Christian holiday weekend and Easter Sunday, the Goddess of Christian religious blasphemy delivers it straight to your soul.

I know what you learned. I know your mantras. I know what you say in church. And I'm going to fuck it all up for you. After watching this a couple of times, you're going to get a fucking boner in the middle of the service, and you're going to feel intense, deep, existential shame.

I lead you through a jerk off instruction with ass worship and religious humiliation, as well as a bit of brain washing and sexual associations. Pretty...

Just in time for the Christian holiday weekend and Easter Sunday, the Goddess of Christian religious blasphemy delivers it straight to your soul.

I know what you learned. I know your mantras. I know what you say in church. And I'm going to fuck it all up for you. After watching this a couple of times, you're going to get a fucking boner in the middle of the service, and you're going to feel intense, deep, existential shame.

I lead you through a jerk off instruction with ass worship and religious humiliation, as well as a bit of brain washing and sexual associations. Pretty soon, being in church is going to turn you on in the most perverse ways. I'll make sure of it. I've taken over your religious experience, because I am greater than "god." I am Goddess.

Fuck jesus. Something is risen indeed......hallelujah.