I'm running out of titles and ways to say, "Shut up and be quiet while your favorite things are mere inches from your mesmerized face."

And I will keep doing it! I know how it torments you... or lulls you into a state of bliss and zen.

It seems like the inner feeling you get while I ignore you with My wrinkled soles, high arches, adorable painted toes, and oiled skin is a mix of torment and bliss, isn't it? Both.

And just look at these rainbow pajama pants. How cute!

Ssssshhh.

Be quiet and know that I just made hundreds of dollars on this video, ...

I'm running out of titles and ways to say, "Shut up and be quiet while your favorite things are mere inches from your mesmerized face."

And I will keep doing it! I know how it torments you... or lulls you into a state of bliss and zen.

It seems like the inner feeling you get while I ignore you with My wrinkled soles, high arches, adorable painted toes, and oiled skin is a mix of torment and bliss, isn't it? Both.

And just look at these rainbow pajama pants. How cute!

Ssssshhh.

Be quiet and know that I just made hundreds of dollars on this video, because I am amazing. A video of Me, doing nothing, with the camera at My perfect feet. It's gold.