Mmmmm.....I finally found the nest of teeny humans who've been living in my house. Listen. If we're going to live together, I need to teach you a lesson. I need you to recognize and fear my power! Besides - I love the way tiny humans taste. One by one, I'm going to pick you up, taunt you, lick you, bite you, and finally EAT YOU. I love the way your little bones crush beneath my teeth, like little bursts of caviar. I love the way you squirm with fear. I love the way you complement the red I've been sipping all night - squished against my big, purple tongue. No one is safe, but I prefer ...

Mmmmm.....I finally found the nest of teeny humans who've been living in my house. Listen. If we're going to live together, I need to teach you a lesson. I need you to recognize and fear my power! Besides - I love the way tiny humans taste. One by one, I'm going to pick you up, taunt you, lick you, bite you, and finally EAT YOU. I love the way your little bones crush beneath my teeth, like little bursts of caviar. I love the way you squirm with fear. I love the way you complement the red I've been sipping all night - squished against my big, purple tongue. No one is safe, but I prefer to devour the men. The rest of the little town shakes with fear, knowing that each one of them could be next. When they see their friend crushed in half, his body parts clinging to my tongue, hearing the sharp crunch of their mangled bodies - you know I'm serious. I swallow my prey, letting each one glide down my esophagus, trapped and doomed to a dark ending. I rub my belly and remark at how delicious they were. Salty, wiggly, and crunchy. Mmmm... My favorite beans are human.

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