Mmmmm.....I finally found the nest of teeny humans who've been living in my house. Listen. If we're going to live together, I need to teach you a lesson. I need you to recognize and fear my power! Besides - I love the way tiny humans taste. One by one, I'm going to pick you up, taunt you, lick you, bite you, and finally EAT YOU. I love the way your little bones crush beneath my teeth, like little bursts of caviar. I love the way you squirm with fear. I love the way you complement the red I've been sipping all night - squished against my big, purple tongue. No one is safe, but I prefer ... Show more