Ummmmmmmmm.....NO. Fuck no. No fucks. I know what gives you deep pain and keeps you lonely at night. Your'e scared to reveal it to anyone: you have a tiny penis, don't you? Know what's worse than having a tiny penis? It's the fact that you can't do anything about it. Eventually she's going to find out and laugh you right out of her bedroom. I bet that's why you work so hard to make money and why you try to keep a fresh, new, shiny car. You have to compensate somehow for that teeny tiny pecker, don't you? I bet you're successful in life and everyone is friends with you, but you go home alone... Show more