I'm a brat, and people pay Me!

That's it! That's the story! That's My life!

It's fucking awesome, too. Let Me tell you about it. Well, even if you don't "let" Me, I'm going to brag about it anyway, and you're paying to listen.

I am THE fucking Brat Princess. I created an entire genre and I've been devouring men ever since, in the cutest way. I love to watch chicks try to be Me, and I love watching their inevitable failure, even more.

The more money I get, the more I want. I want more at $500 than I did at $0 - it's a vicious, delicious circle.

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