I've got you by the balls... and the wallet.
I think you know what day it is. It's time for your monthly budgeting. I've already assigned you the recurring payments, such as mortgage, car payments, groceries, etc. Now let's go over my Amazon wish lists and take care of a few of your responsibilities. As always, you get no attention if you're not giving ME attention. Since your dick is worthless to me, the only attention I want from you is monetary. I want cash, and I want it all, and you want to please me. That's it. That is the extent of your worth to me. When you stop pleas... Show more