This cock is mine and it's nice and big.

Spy on me as I casually stroke it while watching TV. A female Al Bundy, if you will.

I'm sure to use lube, so I can have a smooth masturbation decompression session, and I generally ignore you.

At one point, I see how well I can give myself my own footjob.

After I've relaxed a bit, I get up off the couch, streeeeetch, grunt, and scratch my balls.

Go make me a sandwich and then get on the bed, bent over. Step-Daddy's home.

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