Eeew, your dick is gross. It's so small!!! Watch and listen as I sway My hips, sip My beverage, make fun of your shrimp dick, and take your pitiful, pathetic turtle head through a JOI countdown.

This is pretty basic: you have a tiny, small little penis. It's sad.

Can your little weenie handle a countdown? OK, I'm going to count down from 10, telling you what I think about your small dick, between each number.

"u have a small penis. Nine, you look like a shriveled raisin. Eight, I would never feel that if you tried to hump on My leg."

you know th...

Eeew, your dick is gross. It's so small!!! Watch and listen as I sway My hips, sip My beverage, make fun of your shrimp dick, and take your pitiful, pathetic turtle head through a JOI countdown.

This is pretty basic: you have a tiny, small little penis. It's sad.

Can your little weenie handle a countdown? OK, I'm going to count down from 10, telling you what I think about your small dick, between each number.

"u have a small penis. Nine, you look like a shriveled raisin. Eight, I would never feel that if you tried to hump on My leg."

you know the drill. Pants off, weiner.

(The countdown by itself is available in Teeny Weenie Countdown.)