I'm not even going to do the typical "eww, you have a teeny weenie" schtick. We're going past that, dicklet. I'm going to make you dance like a bitch for Me and make Me laugh! Go to the fridge and get the items I demand. Come back, and get ready for a picnic.

Make sure you keep jerking to maintain that mini-chub, or else your sandwich won't have any meat in it! I'm sure I can make you do that, easily. This bitchy Brat Princess in knee high socks, chewing blue gum, and glaring at you from behind cute glasses has everything you crave: sex appeal, devious plans, and a thirst for the h...

I'm not even going to do the typical "eww, you have a teeny weenie" schtick. We're going past that, dicklet. I'm going to make you dance like a bitch for Me and make Me laugh! Go to the fridge and get the items I demand. Come back, and get ready for a picnic.

Make sure you keep jerking to maintain that mini-chub, or else your sandwich won't have any meat in it! I'm sure I can make you do that, easily. This bitchy Brat Princess in knee high socks, chewing blue gum, and glaring at you from behind cute glasses has everything you crave: sex appeal, devious plans, and a thirst for the humiliation of beta boys and little dicks.

Follow along, and I'll teach you how to make the BEST dick sandwich, better than Martha Stewart could imagine. But what good is a sandwich if you can't eat it? YES! I want you to gobble down that whole snack I just worked so hard to make for you! Make sure to rub your dick and balls between the bread, so you get all the condiments wiping against your nasty hairy sweaty skin, and then wipe those condiments onto the bread. I don't want you to miss a morsel of this nutritious feast - it looks like you're not feeding your penis like you should, so you need all the nutrients you can get!