My toe nails and finger nails are so glittery and beautiful that EVERY clerk I've seen today has stopped Me to comment on how gorgeous they are! They look like sparkly fish scales on a mermaid's tail, and they're all Mine!

What silly boys I have surrounding Me, that they pay for My manicures and pedicures just so I'll show them how sexy they are! OK, I'll show them off and start the cycle of buy-see-jerk-repeat all over again.