Every second of My time is billable. Even while I'm doing literally nothing, waiting for the central air to turn off so that I can film.

So I'm using My minutes to squeeze more money out of you. My motto is "monetize everything!" Each movement of My body is expensive. Each word from My mouth is priceless.

Pay to watch Me brag about it. Hang onto My every body part with your eyes as I use it to make this break pay Me.

I'm an opportunist and a matter-of-fact Brat. I get what I want. I get paid to live a relaxed and exciting life, and just recording a few minutes of... Show more