WHAT? Are you watching TV?? I can't believe you're watching TV when you should be watching My ASS!

Guess what, then - you'll learn your place and how lucky you are to be there, every day. I'll bounce My ass on your face and smoosh your head so good, you'll have walking nightmares about this booty! I'll make it so the only things you can see and breathe are MY ass and pussy, through My jeans, and you'll never be caught watching TV instead of tending to ME again!