First, I will shred your clothing with scissors, piece by piece, in the middle of the nicest hotel lobby on the Vegas Strip. That's when the staring will start. The eyes that follow you. There will be more.

Then, I will collar you and fasten a leash to your collar. Let's walk, shall we?

I will parade you down the neon pathway, the brightest and most populated street in all the country. Tourists from all over the world, vagrants, locals, showgirls, cartoon characters and superheroes are all out and covering the streets and sidewalks. Looking at everything around them: the l... Show more