Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, and you’ve chosen to spend it with Moi. Good choice. It's not like you have anywhere to go, anyway. Who would invite you to a party? They’d probably just whisper about your half-chub the whole time. They all know you’re a pervert. So, we’re going to play a New Year’s game. The thing is, I want you to time it exactly to the cou ntdown. When it comes time for the countdown, I want you to pause this video. Then, at 11:59:50pm, push play. Are you ready to start off 2017 with a BANG? I am.

Let’s start by getting you nice and hard first, because it’s more fun... Show more