C'mon, big boy, it's time I finally see what you're packing under those pants. Mmmm, I can't wait to see how big it is, to lick it, love it, fuck it. Drop your pants..... wait... did you pull it out yet? All the way? So that's it?
UGH. I spent all that time with you, riding in your fancy sports car, taking those flights to exotic locations, being your hot arm candy, and THIS is all I get to work with? Puh-leeeeze. There's no way I'm fucking with that little nubbin. Listen, you'd better be fucking amazing at licking pussy, because whatever you call that hairy mole between your ...

C'mon, big boy, it's time I finally see what you're packing under those pants. Mmmm, I can't wait to see how big it is, to lick it, love it, fuck it. Drop your pants..... wait... did you pull it out yet? All the way? So that's it?
UGH. I spent all that time with you, riding in your fancy sports car, taking those flights to exotic locations, being your hot arm candy, and THIS is all I get to work with? Puh-leeeeze. There's no way I'm fucking with that little nubbin. Listen, you'd better be fucking amazing at licking pussy, because whatever you call that hairy mole between your legs is never going to get me off. I guess you'll have to rub it yourself in front of me, if only to show me that it actually works. That's right, humiliate yourself in front of me by flicking your acorn. Show me the practicality of a micropenis and how you can't even get a good stroke! Masturbate as hard as you can, until your shame turns you on and you cum all over yourself. Let me see if you can squirt a regular-sized amount of sticky loser juice.
If you want me to keep being your arm candy, making you look good at parties and prestigious functions, you're going to have to keep overcompensating: money, gifts, pampering, travel, shopping, cars, the whole thing. Now that I know your tiny secret, your best bet is to keep me happy. What other woman will tolerate your non-dick? At least with me, you get to see me smile and squeal every time you give me something shiny, and I won't even bother with your penis. At least with me, I know what I'm getting (or not getting, in the case of your wiener), so there's not risk of disappointing me....as long as the cash keeps flowing. So, if you want to keep this precious jewel, you'd better start making more money. COUNTDOWN INCLUDED

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