OMFG Pajama Jeans!!!

I can walk through the mall in these, then go work out and sweat in them, without having to change My outfit! Don't you wish you were behind Me while I'm stepping on the machine, in these stretchy jeans?

They're so comfy, so soft, they have pockets for goodies, and they're sexxxy as hell - but best of all, they're bitch-bait. I'll make you My bitch, by simply dangling My sweet cheeks, wrapped in Pajama Jeans, in front of your sick, addicted face.