It's time that you and I had a business meeting. I'm going to make things really difficult to you if you don't pay attention to what I'm about to say.

I want more.

You know how you've been siphoning money and wiring it into my bank account? Well I'm going to get more, because I have dirt on you. All those times you've been kissing my feet and worshiping my legs, barking if I want you to, I've been taking photos. I have them all on my phone. I even know all about the embezzling you've been doing just to make me happy. I'm sure that neither your wife or your shareholders w...

It's time that you and I had a business meeting. I'm going to make things really difficult to you if you don't pay attention to what I'm about to say.

I want more.

You know how you've been siphoning money and wiring it into my bank account? Well I'm going to get more, because I have dirt on you. All those times you've been kissing my feet and worshiping my legs, barking if I want you to, I've been taking photos. I have them all on my phone. I even know all about the embezzling you've been doing just to make me happy. I'm sure that neither your wife or your shareholders would be happy to hear that. Yep, I've got evidence of everything. I could ruin you. Are you good at bagging groceries? Because that's what you're going to be doing if you don't do exactly what you say. Yes, I'm blackmailing you. If you don't do everything I want, I'm going to make life very miserable for you. Let's talk about our deal.
I want 50% of your paycheck. Yep, I said 50%. You make enough, and you'll have to make sacrifices to afford this new agreement. It would probably do you good to make some life changes anyway. I'm going to be holding onto that money now, and I'll be spending it on expensive lingerie, rolling around in it on my bed, buying cars, anything I want. It's mine now. I mean, I did help earn it by teasing you and keeping your secrets for you. I never get in trouble for the way I dress or not doing my job, and I get away with everything. I think you should even fire the people I don't like. Screw them. It would make me happy to ruin someone else's life.
In addition to that huge chunk of your paycheck, I want stock options and to be your number one shareholder. I'm going to make sure that you are successful, by keeping you focused and making you work harder for less.
So, I suggest you pay up...or am I going to have to send all of this evidence to your wife and all of your invested parties? That would cause so much trouble for you, wouldn't it? Poor you. Maybe you should have kept it in your pants. Don't worry; you can jerk off. I don't care. It's your best skill anyway, and it's what got you into this mess. Besides, I'll just snap a few more pics for my collection. What are you going to do, not jerk off? You're screwed. Oh well. I always win, don't I?