Oh my god, you're getting there! I wouldn't say "you made it," because every single moment is a new challenge. Every inch is a grip for your life. You could fall all the way down to the bottom, with the slightest slip.

How much have you spent on this game? Are you failing, cheating, or actually enjoying the full pleasure of the game? If you're not paying, you're not playing, and you're a loser wallflower at this party. Not having fun with the rest of us.

So, if you're purchasing this, you've already purchased the first two, spent a minimum of $300 (that's if you're made of... Show more