Oh, look what my boss left me for Administrative Professionals Day! It says that it's a thanks for all of my hard work putting up with clients and executives all day. Hey, this is going to be a great day after all!
Let's see... it says I can just kick it really hard in the balls. Ok. WOW! I kicked those balls hard with my high heel, and he didn't even run away! Well, I guess this is how I'm going to work out all of my office frustration. I'll even slip out of this tight business skirt so I can really get a good swing at them.

After I get a few kicks in with my high heels, I get... Show more