She was lying about your penis. There are many reasons why a woman might fluff up a man about his genitals, and it all boils down to his teeny, tiny little ego. And I'm not even referring to micro penises or smaller-than-average. Even if you're "average" size, she knew you needed a boost. So she flattered you.

Hell, even if your penis is "large," it's nothing but a tool and probably means you're a lazy lover. If you were lucky, she taught you some things about actually pleasing a woman. If you were smart, you actually learned something. But you're a man, so you're stupid.

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