What am I gonna do with this little shrimp? I get so mad when I spend time with a guy, let him buy Me things, and pay attention to him, only to find out that he has a little dick. How rude! It's like you're lying to Me. Just be upfront and don't lead Me on: Just come right out and admit that you're roomy in the pants, and I can approach this differently from the start.

It's so sad, because men with tiny penises tend to have erectile dysfunction, because of the humiliating mind fuck. Since you know that your dick is laughable, you're crippled with fear when it comes time to show it ... Show more