What am I gonna do with this little hrimp? I get so mad when I spend time with a guy, let him buy Me things, and pay attention to him, only to find out that he has a little dick. How rude! It's like you're lying to Me. Just be upfront and don't lead Me on: Just come right out and admit that you're roomy in the pants, and I can approach this differently from the start.

It's so sad, because men with tiny penises tend to have erectile dysfunction, because of the humiliating mind fuck. Since you know that your dick is laughable, you're crippled with fear when it comes time to show it t...

What am I gonna do with this little hrimp? I get so mad when I spend time with a guy, let him buy Me things, and pay attention to him, only to find out that he has a little dick. How rude! It's like you're lying to Me. Just be upfront and don't lead Me on: Just come right out and admit that you're roomy in the pants, and I can approach this differently from the start.

It's so sad, because men with tiny penises tend to have erectile dysfunction, because of the humiliating mind fuck. Since you know that your dick is laughable, you're crippled with fear when it comes time to show it to a woman...and you go soft! Even though you're turned on and would do anything to use that penis, you can't, because god hates you and you were just born a let-down, destined to let down every woman you meet!

Ew, I'm so glad I dodged sex with you. What would I even do with that short, soft blob? It would feel like riding a bowl of ground beef and I'd be thinking about My to-do list and what's on TV tonight the whole time! Then again, it's a good opportunity to be alone with My thoughts, and I'm rinsing that wallet dry, so you can be My next LITTLE victim. And how little you are, shrimpy limpy weenie boy! I love a man that can make Me laugh...