Is that what you are? A SIMP? A brain emptied masturbating gooner? What makes you a simp? Does that mean you'll fall easily for me, follow me to the depths of depravity, go blind jerking for me?

If you're not a simp, you'll be able to resist the most simple tease. My over-the-knee white sporty socks, my cute casual sundress, my bratty excellence, none of them will affect you.

So... are you a simp?