Always excessively detailed - nobody needs this much disgusting information, but I'm going to give it to you anyway!

You can almost smell the wet caked-in filth of the men's restroom. Nobody's cleaned it in god knows how long. People don't come here to freshen up. They come here to take their cocks out and release fluids. They come here to do their most nasty bodily functions.

And I'm going to walk you right in and make you settle in for the night. But there will be no calm.

The entire sports bar will follow me with their eyes - is it because I'm dressed in tight... Show more