I've just gone through a breakup, and I'm sad. Good thing my friend, Goddess D , has trained her husband to take all sorts of . If I want to take out my heartbreak on a man, I can use hers as an object. It will make me feel better, for sure!

She's out for the day, but she gave me the keys and permission to use her dummy husband any way I like. And he's already locked in the smother bench anyway, so all I have to do is saunter in and... Show more